How you can identify an idiot?

*He spends 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
*He put up lipstick on his forehead because he wanted to make up his mind.
*He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
*If you were to give him a penny for his intelligence you would get change.
*He trips over a cordless phone.
*He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
*At the bottom of the application were it says "sign here", he put "sagittarius".
*He takes 2hrs to watch 60 min.
*He misses the 14 bus so he takes the 7 twice.
*He takes you to the airport and saw the sign "airport left", so he went home.
*He locked in a furniture store but slept on the floor.
*He spends time reading through the obove points and analyses if he is an idiot.